April is: NATIONAL HUMOR MONTH
CommunityCare of Lyme is celebrating by posting a week’s worth of corny jokes, ready for you to share!
Monday, April 5:
What do you call a dog magician?
Tuesday, April 6:
Where do you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
Wednesday, April 7:
How are false teeth like stars?
They both come out at night.
Thursday, April 8:
What building in Lyme has the most stories?
Friday, April 9:
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm…
Saturday, April 10:
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
Through a jarring experience.
Sunday, April 11:
Where do Polar Bears Keep their Money?
In a Snow Bank .
Please check back on Mondays throughout the month of April for new jokes for the week.
Jokes for Monday through Saturday are from: 200+ Funny Jokes for Kids — Kids Jokes (parade.com)
Sunday’s Joke is from: https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/parenting/g28581033/best-jokes-for-kids/?slide=4
You can see last week’s jokes by clicking here: https://cclyme.org/april-is-humor-month-week-1/
If you have a corny joke you’d like us to share, please reach out to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Manager of Program Development
CommunityCare of Lyme