Thursday, April 1:

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? 

She was a little horse.

Friday, April 2: 

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? 

A stick.

Saturday, April 3: 

Two pickles fell on to the floor. What did one pickle say to the other? 

Dill with it.

Sunday, April 4: 

What do you think of the new diner on the moon? 

Good food but lacks atmosphere.

Please check back on Mondays throughout the month of April for new jokes for the week.
All jokes this week are from: 200+ Funny Jokes for Kids — Kids Jokes (parade.com) 

If you have a corny joke you’d like us to share, please reach out to shelby@cclyme.org. 

Shelby Wood
Manager of Program Development
CommunityCare of Lyme
Shelby@cclyme.org
802-468-7776